Torres vs Zombies

5 Greatest Zombie Killers from History

5) Samurai

Becoming a Samurai is a like becoming Batman.  You have to be rich and spend years perfecting your ass kicking skills.

4) Ninja

Ninja in a rare moment of non-invisibility.

3) The Spartans

This picture may be slightly less than historically accurate.

2) The Roman Legion

Notice the Gladius, one of the most devasting weapons in history.

1) The Mongol Horde

Shooting backwards while riding a horse? No big deal…

5 Greatest Zombie Killing Nations of the Past 100 years

5) Nazi Germany

“You probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-takin’ business; we in the killin’ Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin’.”

4) Viet Cong

They were the guys we fought in the Vietnam War…just in case you didn’t know.

3) Imperial Japanese Army

Picture taken of Japanese Soldiers during WWII…or maybe a picture taken a few days ago on a remote island in the Pacific and uploaded to internet via Instagram. There is really no way to tell.

2) Israeli Army

Honestly, they should have been number one, but we like pandering.

1) The Good Old US of A

U-S-A!! U-S-A!! U-S-A!!!

Thanks for listening!!!
John

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TvZ Comics Review!!

Does I, Zombie represent the twilightification of the zombie genre? You decide…
I,Zombie #1 summarized by “A Comic Minute”

Want to read the first half of Fanboys vs Zombies #1 before you buy it? Check this out…
Fanboys vs Zombies
I mentioned that Sam Humphries, the writer of Fanboys vs Zombies, also wrote the strangest comic I’ve ever read. Click here to check it out…
Our Love is Real

Read more on The New Deadwardians and preview the first 8 pages here…
The New Deadwardians.

John’s GO Bag

Alice Pack (All-Purpose Lightweight Individual Carrying Equipment)
Flashlight (Extra Bulbs)
Batteries
Bic Lighters and Firesteel or Waterproof matches
Leatherman or Swiss Army Knife
Water-proof Note-pad with pens/markers
Toothbrush and toothpaste (don’t be Tom Hanks in castaway)
Ammo
First Aid (Sterile Gauze and antibiotic ointment!!)
Tape (Duct and Electrical)
Fishing Line
Binoculars
Multi-spice Container
Hobo Tool
Small Cooking Pot
E-Tool
Zip-lock Bags
Hatchet
Deck of Cards
Compass
Boots
Extra Socks
Poncho
Canteen and/or camel pack
Water Purification Tablets
Food (Beef Jerky, Trail Mix, anything high on calories and low on space)
Clean change of clothes

Things not in my bag that should be there or I would like to add
Rope/Paracord
Hydrophobic spray
Radio – battery operated/crank
Gas Mask
Gold Bond Powder
Flash Drives

Thanks for listening!!!
John

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Torres and I spend a lot of time discussing science and natural selection in this episode.  If you’re curious, here is Carl Sagan explaining how Natural Selection(actually artificial selection in the example he uses) works independent of the organism it is acting on..

Carl Sagan explains Natural Selection.

The “fear” I described to Torres that creeped him out so much he didn’t want to talk about it anymore? Trypophobia: the fear of small clustered holes. Apparently there is some debate over whether this is a real phobia, but that hasn’t stopped these little holes from invading my sleep and giving me some twisted nightmares about falling victim to some strange infection. If you are wondering how a bunch of little holes can make your skin crawl, I’ve included the actual video I only described to Torres. Be warned before you watch, your dreams may never be safe again.

Trypophobia.

The roach scene Torres talks about from Creepshow…

Roaches!!!

I couldn’t find the video of Maury Povich chasing a woman with tin foil, but here he is torturing a woman who is afraid of cotton balls.

Maury is an asshole.

The scene I describe from “House on Haunted Hill”…

Ghost doctors don’t like it when you film them.

Please, keep in mind I was seven years old when this aired. Armus from the Star Trek: TNG episode, “Skin of Evil”…

Armus and the death of Tasha Yar

If you’ve never heard this classic song, or seen the awesome claymation video that accompanies it, it would be worth your time to check out this silly song…

Cows With Guns

If you’re like me and didn’t realize Godzilla was not always the same size, you will want to check out this handy chart…
The size of Gojira

Thanks for listening!!!
John

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In this episode, Torres and I debate the merits of the mighty shotgun. And since the walking dead introduced Hershel’s incredible unlimited ammo shotgun, we describe our favorite fictional weapons, you know, the one’s that we could use to dispatch zombies. Enjoy!!

In this week’s episode, Torres and I talk all Walking Dead!!